04 December, 2015

Journey’s End: 1,000 miles unaccompanied, from JOG to LE by road bike

by Les Holmes 

For Sadie, our little Westie, who waited patiently at the gate for me to return. Sadly, a month after completing my ride, her cancer returned and she had to be put to sleep. We miss you.

In 2009 I cycled End-to-End on a three-geared postman’s bike, borrowed from the local post office. “A postman’s bike”, said my mates, “you must be mad.” Mad or not, over £5,000 was raised for Clatterbridge Oncology Department. In 2011, the year of my 70th birthday, I decided to do a “there and back” ride. Things don’t always go to plan, and after starting from Land’s End and reaching the Severn Bridge, I had a fall and a bad injury that ended the challenge – well, for five weeks anyway. After some TLC from my wife Thelma, and a promise not to use the post bike, I was able to complete the journey to John o’ Groats from where I’d left off, this time on my road bike.

It was a wonderful feeling to have completed one part of my journey and the support and sponsorship I received left me feeling quite humble. Nobody expected any more from me. I had been worried about not completing the full challenge, but everybody kept saying that I didn’t have to do the other half. But when I was handing the cheque for £3,500 to my chosen charity I made a promise to myself that one day I would finish what I started.

The timing was a snap decision, as I’d had a chest infection so wasn’t able to do much cycling. However, during the last week in May we decided that I was fit enough and because of other family commitments, now was the right time to go for it. Train tickets and B&Bs were arranged within three days, and Thelma was able to book with all the people we’d had to cancel with in 2011. That pleased me, as this was just one of the many End-to-Ends I’ve completed and in the past I’ve always tried to stay at the same places.

My bike was prepared for the journey by John (owner) and Mike (head mechanic) at College Cycles, one of, if not the best cycle shops in the North West. We sent it by courier to my first B&B in Scotland, and on the day of departure my good mate Oz kindly offered to give me a lift to Wigan station.

When taking on any challenge I feel that much is needed – willpower, strength, determination, tenacity and a fighting spirit – and that’s just for the train journey to Wick, never mind the 1,000 mile bike ride! On 1st July, my alarm went off at 4am and I was up, showered, fed and watered and waiting for Oz to pick me up at 5. The train took me from Wigan to Haymarket, then I changed for Perth to Inverness and finally Inverness to Wick. You can imagine what it would have been like dashing with the bike and full pannier bags from one platform to another, with perhaps only a few minutes between trains; hence the use of the courier.

On the train I met a gentleman who was visiting every National Hunt Race course in Britain and he only had two more to visit. I bet he has a nice rose garden! The journey from Inverness to Wick was long: 4 hours, 24 minutes. I noticed a female cyclist on the train and wondered if she was doing a JOGLE also. The train arrived bang on time at Wick and I had a 15 minute walk to my B&B to be reunited with my bike, hopefully in one piece! At least I knew that the bike had arrived, as I’d received a kind telephone call from my hostess Mrs Leask to confirm this. I had an early night, and dozed off listening to the raindrops on the bedroom window.

Day 1, Destination Altnaharra

I was up early and in no time at all the silhouettes of the JOG complex appeared in the distance. Having made my way to the famous signpost I met Walter Mowat, a local man with a great sense of humour. From his business card it seems he has a hand in most of the businesses within the complex. He obliged me with a photograph and then showed me over to a signpost painted onto the wall of his gift shop. He told me that this sign was older than the other one, and proceeded to take another picture. “Thanks,” I said, and then made my way to the Seaview Hotel to have my verification sheet stamped to mark the start of my journey.

I was soon at the Castle of Mey (former holiday residence of the late Queen Mother) and stopped for a drink and a bite to eat. Well, I did get a drink but it was the midges that got the bites! Before long I was pedalling up the road, minus a few pints of blood (well, you know) and heading for Thurso. After riding through the town and then some undulating but scenic countryside

with magnificent views across the many bays, I stopped to take a photograph of the Scrabster ferry terminal. When signs for Bettyhill appeared, I decided to have tea and tab nabs at the Information Centre and Café on the road to Syre. I’d stopped here before and remembered how friendly the staff were. When parking my bike I noticed another one next to mine which I recognised. Sure enough, sitting in the café was the girl I’d seen on the train to Wick. I introduced myself and asked if she was doing JOGLE, to which she replied “No,” but went on to tell me how she travels on trains then cycles to different places. Quite a nice way to see the country, I thought. On leaving, she said that she might see me on the road tomorrow, but I never did.

I was soon at Lochinver and was impressed by how lovely the scenery was; it gave me a good feeling to be riding in such beauty with the stunning colours of the flora. At 5:45 I reached the hamlet of Altnaharra, my B&B, and a warm welcome and tea from Mandy the hostess. I’d covered 93 miles, with the last stretch from Bettyhill being traffic free. I showered, and tucked into a super chicken dinner and had a good chat with Mandy’s husband.

Day 2, Destination Fort Augustus

View from Struie Hill
After breakfast I was on my way. There were lots of climbs ahead but I kept up a nice pace and was soon passing the Crask Inn. I stayed there on my ride in 2011 and I now noticed that it was up for sale. The dozen miles to Lairg soon passed and then onward to Struie Hill. This was a tough little climb especially with full pannier bags, but I made it to the top without stopping. The views from here are stunning. I always seem to meet kind people on the ride, and today was no exception. I’d emptied one of my water bottles and still had a few miles to go before I could replenish it. I began talking to a couple, George and Liz Mackey from Leamington, who were touring in a car. George offered me a bottle of water, a nice gesture which I accepted. I still had eight miles of climbing ahead of me, and then it was fairly flat.

There are more wonderful views as you ride through Bonar Bridge, Alness, Dingwall, Muir of Ord and then Drumnadrochit. I stopped at Urquhart Castle for a photograph. Built on a rocky peninsular on the banks of Loch Ness, the castle has a somewhat chequered history. Founded in the thirteenth century, the castle changed hands many times from Edward I, Robert the Bruce (1300) the Earl of Morey (1346), Clan MacDonald (1400) and more, until it was left in ruins in 1692. It is now run by the National Trust and has a first class visitors centre.

The tour guide, in a kilt, was having a laugh with the visitors and I heard him say, “There it is over there,” referring of course to the famous Nessie. I chipped in with, “Aye mate, I’ve seen it three times you know” (joking of course), to which he replied, “Oh aye, so what have you got in your water bottle then?” Everyone had a good chuckle. In 1977, a bloke named Anthony Shields said he saw Nessie from a place close to the castle – but I don’t suppose anyone believed him either.

Before long, I reached Fort Augustus and was greeted by my B&B hosts Phil and Clare. I ate a fish and chips tea sitting outside by the canal lock gates; it was a nice evening and loads of people were doing the same. The ladder of locks lowers vessels from the Caledonian Canal to the level of Loch Ness. Following a vessel through the locks is an ideal way to understand how this simple process works. On my way back to the B&B, I noticed some ornate structures behind the house.

Day 3, Destination Crianlarich

Clare told me the structures I could see from the breakfast conservatory were the supports for the viaduct that carried the Invergarry railway, and showed me a postcard of them. After a wonderful breakfast I was off in the rain, heading for Crianlarich. I was soon through Invergarry and arrived at Spean Bridge, wet but undeterred. I usually stop here to pay my respects at the Commando Memorial and today was no exception. Despite the horrible weather conditions there were lots of other visitors too. After paying my respects, it was ten miles to Fort William for my next stop and something to eat. When I arrived, the rain had stopped so I walked through the shopping centre parallel to the A82. This meant that even though I was walking, I headed in the right direction.

I had a conversation with an overseas tourist who like me, had unsuccessfully tried to use a public payphone. Although there were four boxes side by side, nothing was working. We just laughed over the matter and she said in very good English that she’d try further down the road. Don’t hold your breath, I thought: I’d travelled from JOG and still hadn’t found one working. Sadly, this would continue until I arrived at Penzance!

The Memorial at Spean Bridge
I continued walking through the shopping mall and then, there it was: a fresh “Cooked as you Watch” food shop. I had a pork and apple-sauce bap and a carton of tea, yummy! Then I was back in the saddle until a comfort stop at the Corran Ferry Jetty. This is a nice spot, and I watched the cars boarding the ferry and took some photographs. As I sat taking in the scene, I recalled that when I was here in 2009 a couple of climbers gave me £10 sponsorship which I thought was a kind gesture and something I would never forget.

The rain started again and so it was back on with the waterproofs and onward and upward, literally. Usually as you travel through Glen Coe you hear the sound of bagpipes and are greeted by a piper, but not today. I can’t blame him, as it was pouring with rain and if he had any sense he’d be sitting at home enjoying a single malt! However, I missed hearing the sound of the pipes as I have always loved them, ever since I was a small child. I find it to be very stirring, especially in the glen and for the first time, when you are not expecting it. I have ridden through Glen Coe many times and I always sense an eerie feeling in the air. Perhaps it has something to do with its history of feuding between the Campbells and the MacDonalds, and particularly the heinous crime of 1692, when the Campbells slaughtered forty of the MacDonald clan.

Soon the road started getting steeper; I was climbing up onto Rannoch Moor. Despite the heavy rain, I stopped to take photographs of this wild and beautiful place. It’s hard to express the feeling you get when you are in this particular spot. No matter the weather, it’s nature at its best, with the mountains and colours. This is the part of Scotland I love.

Approaching Tyndrum followed by Crianlarich, I had my Frank Spencer moment: I’d stopped to have a drink and text home, but there was no place to lean my bike, so I leant it against my body. I needed my glasses out of the pannier bag to see the text I was about to send. After retrieving them I opened the case, took out the glasses and put the case on the carrier. Then to my dismay, the lens fell out of the glasses and slipped between the slot in the seat, so I put the glasses down on to the carrier to reach for the lens, the bike moved, and the glasses fell off the carrier. In an attempt to catch the glasses, I knocked the case off the carrier and into the water. Meanwhile, the midges had found me and I watched in horror as the case was floating away. Now I did what I should have done in the first place: set my bike on the ground. Phew, some mothers do ’ave ’em.

Having solved my problems, I cycled on, arrived at my digs and met my hosts Phil & Wendy. I’d completed a good 86 miles, surrounded by some of the most beautiful scenery in the whole country, and despite the rain I really enjoyed it. Tomorrow would be a comparatively easy ride, or so I thought!

Day 4, Destination Troon

The following morning I was off like a shot heading for Loch Lomond with a bacon sarny tucked in my saddle bag. Again the views were stunning and the rain was on and off, as were my waterproofs, but who cares? The roads were quiet which enabled me to set a steady pace. I was soon having tea and tabs at the cruiser moorings at Tarbet. Whilst here, I took some nice photos of the distant hills across the loch; boy it makes you glad to be alive. I was soon pedalling away again to approach and cross the Erskine Bridge and find Cycle Route 7 for a traffic-free ride to Troon, but I nearly did not make it!

Having crossed the bridge, I travelled along the A737 looking for my turn-off to Johnstone, but for some reason I turned off too early and found myself on a little trading estate. I turned around to head back, and was waiting at the junction to turn right when suddenly I saw a grey car heading straight for me. It was being driven by a young man who had cut the corner turning right into the junction, but obviously did not see me even though I was wearing a high viz jacket. I tried to move to my left but he clipped me, causing me to lose my balance, bounce off the bike and bang my head on the ground.

My immediate thought was: that’s the end of my ride, but miraculously, I was ok. I stood up, but the man drove off. That hurt me more than anything. After checking my bike, I rode on to the A737. I did not tell anyone about the incident, especially my wife Thelma, until I had finished the ride, as I knew she would have tried to stop me carrying on.

I continued to the next junction at Johnstone and there was the entrance to the cycle route. Yippee! There were quite a few people using the path and as I stopped to take a photograph of the bike sculpture, a lad and his dad out walking came over for a chat, asked where I was going, and wished me well. The rain had finally stopped and the sun came out as I made my way into Troon to a lovely welcome from my hostess Mrs Mathieson. I have stayed here a few times before and have always been made to feel at home. I was pleased to have arrived safe and sound, and I enjoy Troon, as it reminds me of where I live on the coast. The views out to sea from the front window are lovely, plus the path to the cycle route is just across the road from the house.

I enjoyed a nice tea and after my experiences today decided on an early night. Although the 83 miles covered today had been an easy ride and the scenery beautiful, the incident with the car made me feel a bit wary.

Day 5 – Destination Kirkcudbright

Next morning, I was somewhat taken by surprise when Mrs Mathieson asked, “Would you like this?” holding up a beautiful Remington 5 portable typewriter. In an earlier conversation I had told her about my typewriter museum at home. “I would love it” said I, “but can’t fit it in my bags.” She just laughed and said she would post it on to me. How kind was that!

I was soon speeding along Route 7, heading for Kirkcudbright to stay with my friends Rod & Barb and their young family. Most of the route today was coastal until I reached Girvan. I stopped in Ayr to take a photo of the birth place of one of the town’s famous sons, Robert Burns.

Burns Cottage
Then it was an undulating ride to Ayr Head – the coastal views here are terrific – and on to the café at Barrhill where I arrived absolutely soaked. I was hoping to see the naval PTI [physical training instructor] I’d met previously on my post bike ride. Unfortunately, he was out! However, after drying off, a bacon and egg barm, cake and a mug of tea took care of the disappointment of missing him.

I left my best wishes with his very able assistant and made my way to Newton Stewart through 18 miles of traffic-free nature reserve. Wonderful! You see so much when cycling, with no engine noise to frighten the wildlife: a fox was racing ahead of me; I think it had spotted some geese for dinner! I was glad when the Kirkcudbright turn-off appeared and I arrived in the town centre at 8pm. I was soaked through, and starting to feel the cold.

Like a lifeboat, my friend’s van appeared and there was Rod’s wife Barbara waiting to transport me to their home. I’ve stayed with Rod and Barb a few times in the past. It is such a lovely place, and I have always been made to feel so welcome. This time was a little different as I was introduced to their new family Brooke & Bailey who were wonderful, and not a bit shy. After a bath and a lovely meal it was nice to sit and chat with the whole family before bedtime. I’d travelled 94 miles today, mostly in the rain.

Day 6 – Destination Penrith

Next morning, Rod said he’d ride with me to Penrith and take the train back to Kirkcudbright. The children, with Barb supervising, rode with us to “the bottom gate” where we said goodbye. It was good to have Rod’s company and he set a steady pace heading for Gretna and the road that ran alongside the M6 which took us to Carlisle and then Penrith, virtually traffic free.

The weather and banter we shared along the way were good and we stopped in Annan for tea and pies which Rod kindly bought. We met a young lady who was doing the End-to-End and had taken the wrong turn, so we suggested she follow us for a while to get back on route. She had no panniers on her bike and I subsequently found out that she was doing a hundred and thirty miles a day – wow! No wonder she didn’t have panniers. It is likely that she was accompanied by a vehicle because after leaving us to bomb ahead we passed her again and she appeared to be on a mobile phone. Of course this was pure supposition but at least she was on the right road.

We were soon through Carlisle, the weather was fine and Rod found the road alongside the M6 to Penrith. It was a good day’s ride, and we both enjoyed the conversation, the views, and cycling traffic-free. The company was a welcome, unexpected change. I rode up to the station with Rod where he was able to buy his ticket on the train. We said our goodbyes, and I had a look at the castle opposite the station, which is set in a public park. It dates back to the early 14th century, and was founded by Ralph Neville to be used as a defence against Scottish raids. In 1471 it was expanded and made into a royal castle by Richard III, enhancing the interior and adding a strong North gate.

After a shower at my B&B I treated myself to an Italian meal out. I began talking to a lady at the next table who owned a B&B in Drumdrochit and had come down to Penrith to pick up and ride home a 750cc motorbike she’d bought. Amazing! It was then back to my digs. The following day I’d be covering 100 miles taking me over Shap, then a nice easy ride home to Hightown. It would be good to see my wife and our little Westie, Sadie.

Day 7 – Destination Hightown

I enjoyed a massive breakfast, and bid farewell to my hosts Allan & Moira. I stopped in Shap village for a drink and then set off for the steady climb to the top of Shap. I was getting fitter, and was heartened by the fact that I would soon be on the last bit of the climb. In the distance was the monument dedicated to lorry drivers who, before the M6 came into being, used the route in all kinds of weather, as they brought goods and food supplies to towns and villages further north. I always stop and take a photo here and think about my Dad who was a lorry driver himself and often travelled this route.

Despite the fine rain and mist which is nearly always present at the top of Shap, the scenery was wonderful, wild and rocky with different coloured heathers and trees. The monument and the phone box were all the things I expected to see, but what I did not expect was someone shouting, “Les! Les!” In the distance I could see two riders approaching. I could not believe my eyes: it was my good friends Jim & Sue Thomas from Formby. What a lovely surprise! The amazing thing is that we had all arrived at the top at the same time – how spooky. A big fuss was made and photographs taken.

Jim Thomas and Les Holmes at Shap
We rode down into Kendal like three Exocet missiles. Sue found a nice café, we bought lunch, and spent two of the most pleasurable hours I’ve enjoyed for some time, eating, drinking and chatting. It was so kind of them, riding to the top of Shap just to greet me. It’s something I will never forget. All too soon, Jim and Sue were heading back to her cottage and I to Hightown.

Sue, Jim and Les in Kendal
I arrived home to a nice welcome from my wife and Sadie, who Thelma told me had waited at the gate until almost eleven o’clock every night for me to come home. I’d ridden 101 miles today, and tomorrow was a rest day before I set off for the last four legs to Land’s End.

Day 8 – Destination Affcot, Shropshire

On my rest day John & Mike checked over my bike at College Cycles – thank you. It was nice to spend some time with Thelma and Sadie who is in remission after being diagnosed earlier in the year with bowel cancer. I gave some thought to how I would get from Hightown over to Birkenhead. In the past I’ve tried a few ways: riding through the Mersey Tunnel at 5am, and also over the Runcorn bridge. This time I decided on the luxury of getting a lift through the tunnel and once again my mate Oz obliged.

The weather was perfect for riding and being a lot fitter, in no time at all I was passing through Chester. It helped that the traffic was light and there were no hills to climb. I aimed to reach Broxton on the other side of Chester by lunchtime. There is a super café there where I always stop for a snack. At Church Stretton I was only half an hour’s ride away from my stopover at the Affcot Lodge so I had a walk around the shops. We’ve stayed in this area for holidays over the past several years, and I called in at the bike shop where I met the owner five years ago when it first opened. After a nice chat, and telling him what I was doing, he wished me well for the rest of my journey.

Next stop was the ice cream parlour. Seeing me in my cycle gear with the bike and panniers, the lady behind the counter asked where I was going. After telling her the story she said, “Good for you, going to finish it! Have the ice cream on me.” What a nice gesture, I thought. After my refreshing break, I was soon at Affcot Lodge, where I’ve stayed on several occasions, and was made to feel very welcome. In the dining room later I had a brilliant three course meal. What a good day it had been, and 87 miles further.

Day 9 – Destination Chepstow

A Church near Hereford
Today I’d be covering 68 miles, my shortest day. At a garage in Hereford, I wondered what was causing the rattling noise in my pocket. Oops! The key to my room at Affcot Lodge! I asked Thelma to give the hotel a ring and explain what had happened, and say I would post it to them on my return home.

The scenery along the Wye Valley was as picturesque as ever with the pines, birch trees and rhododendron in full bloom. Boy, did it make me feel good inside! I was now heading for Chepstow and soon arrived at one of my favourite places, the ruins of Tintern Abbey. The place has a special tranquillity about it. Founded in 1131 by Walter Fitz Richard de Clare, the Earl of Chepstow, it was run by the Cistercian Monks and was the first such Abbey in Wales. It is now in the care of English Heritage. I asked a motorcyclist if he would mind taking a photograph, and he kindly obliged.

Les at Tintern Abbey
There’s a new café near the Abbey called The Filling Station. It has a piano for sale outside, and a sign saying cyclists are welcome. I introduced myself to the owner who is a biker himself and has also completed the End-to-End. I showed him my diaries which I was delivering on request to my host at Chepstow. He photographed them and said he would put them on Facebook, which might get me some donations for the charity. I do hope his business is successful; how refreshing (excuse the pun) to see something different, and biker-friendly!

A mile or two along I passed a bad accident involving a motorcyclist and car. Paramedics were in attendance and I didn’t stop and gawp. There were loads of people around, and I could hear the sirens in the distance. I just hoped that it turned out okay for the injured parties. I arrived at Chepstow and was welcomed by my hosts, Elizabeth and Rod. We spent a while chatting and I gave them the diaries of my 2009 and 2011 rides. They both had been kind and sympathetic in 2011 when I had my accident, and I’d promised them a record of my journeys.

Day 10 – Destination Moretonhampstead

The next morning I was up bright and early for… yes, you’ve guessed right: a full English breakfast. I’ve always enjoyed staying at this particular B&B and think it must be one of the best in the country. The accommodation is immaculate, the food first class, and you’re always assured of a warm welcome. I was soon on my way, passing the racecourse and onto the Severn Bridge, with a quick glance at the spot where I came off my bike in 2011.

I went under the Clifton Suspension Bridge onto the A38, passed the airport and then it was a steady damp plod to Bridgewater where I stopped off at a garage for a coffee and a bite. The bloke at the garage must have felt sorry for me and treated me to the coffee which was much appreciated. Although these little stops I made along the way were only for a short time, they were a necessity and gave me the calories I needed to continue with the journey.

I was soon through Taunton and Wellington heading for Cullompton and then, oops! I took a wrong turn at the roundabout and was heading for Tiverton. By the time I realised, it was too late to turn back. “It’s only 7 miles,” I said to myself, and was soon at Tiverton, heading to Exeter. It was quite a hilly area but with some lovely views.

I was now only a few miles away from the city centre and had completed 105 miles with just 12 to go before Moretonhampstead. I knew what to expect now. As soon as you reach the B3212 there’s a climb which is probably only 100yds but it makes your legs burn, especially when you have pannier bags. “Well done!” a guy shouted who was working in his garden. “The last time I did that I was on a post bike,” I replied. “How did you manage that?” he marvelled. I went into the Co-Op for a pint of milk and two bananas to give me some energy, and then onwards and upwards with climb after climb.

On arrival at my destination, it was a warm welcome from my hosts Richard and Ann, a long, hot soak in the bath, and food! Then it was off to bed, having completed 117 miles in the rain, but with just one more ride ahead of me to Lands End.

Day 11 – Destination Land’s End

I was excited about the completion of my challenge taken on four years earlier. Would I make it? Richard asked about my route, and I told him I’d be going the same way I used on the post bike ride in 2009, across the moor to Tavistock and then to Land’s End. He was a bit surprised that I’d go all the way in one day. I’d stayed with Richard when I did the 2009 ride and he knew that on that occasion I had stopped at Redruth. “That’s a long ride. Mind you, once you get to the top of the moor its not too bad… but as you already know, lots of climbing to get there. Anyway, good luck!”

On top of the moor, I once again marvelled that even in these dank conditions, how wild and beautiful this place is with its rocky terrain, and rugged landscape of bushes, wild flowers and the many shades of green. This time I did not see any wild ponies but taking into account the weather conditions, they probably had more sense than I did. I saw very few cars and even fewer cyclists. I needed to be wary of the sheep wandering all over the road, and the many cattle grids, especially in these wet conditions. A farm animal transporter came zooming around the bend and I hoped he was aware of the sheep. Then I heard the blast of a horn. Aah! So that’s how you get them to move on – much better than the bell on my bike.

Later, I noticed a light coming towards me and eventually five bikers emerged out of the mist. They gave me an encouraging shout, “Keep it going, mate!” and then disappeared back into the mist. Having panniers on my bike must have indicated I was heading for Land’s End. It was nice to see other people on the moor; I think they were club riders. It gave me a bit of a boost.

On my descent from the moor, although it was still raining, visibility began to get better. I picked up my pace and saw the signposts for Tavistock. I rode into the main street and recalled that I had to make a right turn at the statue of Sir Francis Drake who was born in 1540 and brought up here (Just thought you would like to know that). I passed through Liskeard and St Austell and the signs for Truro appeared. I kept having my usual stops at garages and shops en route to fill up with water and food, and my spirits were high getting closer to Land’s End. I had been feeling really good throughout the trip, and although some nights I was tired, I never felt I wouldn’t be able to make it, and I am very thankful for that.

Before I knew it I was out of Truro and heading for Penzance. I knew my final day’s ride was going to be long, with a late finish, and had brought lights with me which I now switched on. I was wearing my high viz cape, and just needed to keep left of the white line at the side of the road and I would be fine. The traffic was light and drivers in this area are very tolerant of cyclists, knowing where you are probably heading and giving you loads of room. It was pitch black once I had cleared Penzance and I could only just about make out the centre line of the narrow road with my small front light. I was nearly there, and despite this being my tenth trip, I was as excited as ever.

When I arrived at Sennen it was in complete darkness apart from the odd light here and there in the slate-roofed houses. There was the bus stop on the right where I stopped to help the boys with the tandem back in 2009. The ancient church of St Sennen was on my left, then a pub which is probably the last pub on the mainland, and then it was a right turn. My heart was beating faster. I wanted to shout out “I’ve made it!”

Within ten minutes, I was crossing the finishing line. It was 00:45. I wandered around the complex hoping that as in the past when I arrived late, I would find the night porter, but I was disappointed. It would have been nice to let someone know, there and then, that I had done it. All I could do was take a photograph of my bike outside the deserted restaurant door. There was no signal on my mobile phone to ring home or my B&B, and I’d have no sleep, if I didn’t put a move on! So I got on the bike, and headed back to Penzance.

It was hard to see the bends in the road, and was I glad to see the lights of the prom at Penzance approaching and a phone box that actually worked! I only had a £2 coin on me but I got through to the B&B. It was 2:30 but Chris answered the phone. He had kindly waited up for me, and it turned out that I was only 5 minutes away from his front door. I was so pleased that I’d managed the day’s 134 miles, and at last had completed my challenge.

Homeward Bound

After a few hours’ sleep I was up again, feeling relaxed, and again thanked my host Chris for waiting up for me. It was a short ride to the station and the train for home. I reflected on my ride, the ups and downs (literally), the incident with the car, and the weather. I had cycled 1,052 miles in 11 days, not bad for an “old fella.” I felt elated.

When I arrived home, Thelma pointed out that my foot was very swollen and bruised. I hadn’t noticed this during the second half of my ride and was very puzzled as to what could have happened! Then I remembered that during my rest day, I stood on a garden table to reach something, as you do, and the table collapsed and I’d ended up in a heap on the floor! Mystery solved! I couldn’t believe that I had ridden over 400 miles with a badly sprained ankle - pity the table wasn’t as strong!

03 December, 2015

Saw no Sunrise, but Felt the Heat: Running the Marathon des Sables

by blind Dave Heeley 

Waking up on 13th April, I pinch myself: have I really just completed the Marathon des Sables? An event that took me on a journey across the Sahara desert, covering 156 miles (251 km) in 6 days! The answer is yes, making me the first English-born blind person to do so! Did the title it holds, “The toughest foot race on the planet,” apply? The answer once again: yes! What a journey; what a challenge! What amazing guides and pals, Tony Ellis and Rosemary Rhodes, who helped me to success through all the pain, heat and exhaustion. How did I ever considered doing this in the first place, and how do I start describing it? I guess the obvious place is the start line in that barren place, with 1,300 other competitors, standing in the clothes we’d wear for the week, carrying all our supplies on our backs, anticipating what the desert held in store for us… but no, it all started some 18 months before.

I’d had my eye on the Marathon des Sables for a few years, but no one seemed too eager to guide me, and then came Tony! He described the time he ran the MDS, how tough it had been, and said he would never set foot in the desert again unless (yes there was an unless!) “you let me guide you,” was his comment. A week or so later Rosemary also showed a keen interest in taking part, and suddenly we were in! All three of us entered the 2015 event. Tony has sworn at me on more than one occasion since, not believing for an instant he was actually going back to that desert. The deposit was paid and training began, with the realisation of what the whole event entailed!

How do you train to run – or walk, for that matter – in the sand? In the blistering heat of the desert? There are not many beaches in West Bromwich and the sun is a commodity not found too easily around here, but with our own experiences from previous challenges we began to put a formula together. We ran some serious miles; we walked just as many, and also climbed a few hills: the Wrekin and Sandwell Valley became home-from- home. We trained on the Breckon Beacons, and took part in a 50 mile event around the Gower peninsular; this certainly took off-road training to a new level for me. We went up and down Snowdon, wrapped up well; we trained in the rain and the snow – how far removed is that from any desert!

After a few months we introduced a backpack with a 10kg weight in it. We would be in the desert for over a week, so the pack needed to be full of essentials. Martin and Sue Like, of Likeys, packed my bag to perfection: from my socks to my hat, meals, a pot and cooker, spoon, sleeping bag, and a jacket for the night. (“In the desert?” I asked. The little lightweight coat was a godsend on a couple of occasions as it went from extreme heat in the day to what felt like freezing at night.) Likeys also supplied water bottles, electrolyte tablets, and a tube of wipes for cleaning. (Little tablets, once water was applied, turned into a cloth!) Everything was small and lightweight; once it was all packed in the new bag and the straps were pulled tight, that bag and its contents fitted like a glove.

We spent our last week of training at the University of Birmingham. They very kindly allowed us to use their humidity chamber, under the guidance of Becky and Dr Sam Lucas, and it gave us some idea of the temperature we could expect in the Sahara.

On 3rd April we flew out of Gatwick on the first of three chartered flights, leaving at 9am and arriving at Ouarzazate, Morocco, early afternoon. Then we spent 6 hours travelling by coach to the bivouac, our home for the week. Ours was Tent 124, a Bedouin tent: a carpet overhead with 4 poles, one at each corner, rough matting on the floor, and entry flaps at the front and back. There were 5 of us in our tent, including two of Rosemary’s friends from Dubai: Anne Marie and Leslie. After the 16 hours of travelling, we had food provided by the organisers, and then it was sleeping bags out, and our first night in the desert. I didn’t get much sleep: the air-filled mat underneath me sounded like a crisp packet every time I moved, and my blow-up pillow certainly made me appreciate the comforts of home!

In previous years, the toilets were holes dug in the sand, but the organisers took things up a level to four poles draped in plastic sheeting: about 5 constructions in a row for everyone to use. The queues were long, first thing in the morning. We were issued with a plastic bag, and while waiting in the queue, we collected a couple of stones. There was a bucket to house our plastic bags; we then dropped in the stones to hold the bag down. We had to squat down whilst one foot held down the plastic flap which represented a door (and being blind, it’s difficult). After doing our business, we removed the bag from the mop bucket, grabbed all four corners at once, tied a knot in the top, and deposited it into a bin outside. Rosemary had the job of assisting me on a morning; unfortunately there was the occasional accident – I’ll leave the rest to your imagination!

After queuing for our water rations and having breakfast, once again supplied by the organisers, it was time to sort out our backpacks. We packed, unpacked, and repacked. The organisers stipulated we had to have a minimum of 2,000 calories per day, plus compulsory kit: sleeping bag, head torch, spare batteries, 10 safety pins, compass with 1° or 2° precision, lighter, a whistle, knife with metal blade, topical disinfectant, anti-venom pump, signalling mirror, aluminium survival sheet, tube of sun cream, 200 Euros or equivalent in foreign currency and a first aid kit. Our packs could weigh anything from 6.5kg to 15kg, but the lighter the pack the better it was for conserving energy.

We stood in line again for official checks to show our passport, signed doctor’s medical certificate and ECG (electrocardiogram) report. Once the organisers were satisfied, we were issued with our numbers (mine was 313), GPS responders for both bag and ankle (these would allow the organisers to know exactly where in that desert we were, and also family back home could keep a check on our progress), salt tablets and other bits of compulsory kit. It now began to dawn on me how serious this event was. Although no one was going to be holding your hand, it was reassuring to know that if any serious problem did arise, the organisation behind the scenes was more than capable of handling any situation.

It was at this point we had a slight problem and for a few minutes we thought the adventure would end before we began. Tony’s ECG had a word on it, abnormal, which back in England simply meant no problem other than he had a slightly different heartbeat. Our doctors put it down to all the training he’d done; sometimes this happens to people. However, the French doctors took it to mean something else. We had some intense conversation trying to explain, and thankfully they agreed to let Tony run with one proviso: at every checkpoint, and at the end of each day he was to have an ECG test. I couldn’t believe that in the middle of the desert they had a portable ECG facility! Again, I was impressed by how organised this event was. We breathed a sigh of relief because no Tony taking part meant no Dave either; the stipulation had been I had to have two guides, so both Tony and Rosemary were very important bits of kit.

Formalities over, we waited for a heavy sandstorm to blow over, and met up with Sir Ranulph Fiennes. We had a good laugh at the prospect of the camel catching us: when everyone has started on a morning, the organisers set off a camel in pursuit, and if it catches up and overtakes you, you’re out! Sir Ranulph said he would have a quiet word with that camel, and I guess he must have, as it never caught up with us! After talking to him many times on email, it was nice to meet in person.

We had a walk around the bivouac, and took a few photos with my Baggies shirt on and the black country flag. We bumped into a family who were taking part: husband and wife, mother and brother-in-law, all from Windermere. We came across them many times through the event and hopefully at some point will visit them when we’re in the Lake District.

Night-time comes early in the desert, and the whole camp was slowly quietening down, mentally preparing for the start. I couldn’t believe how heavy my bag was: 10kg, and I had to add a litre and half of water to it yet! I also thought about my number, 313. We flew out on the 3rd and hopefully would fly back on the 13th. My first adventure when I ran 7 marathons, ended on 13th April, so 313 felt quite significant. Rosemary read me letters written by my two youngest children, sending me on my way with love and kisses. On previous challenges, I’ve had a photo of the family with me, but this year I had an imprint of the three girls and my wife Deb’s fingerprints in a silver ingot, so once again they would be with me every step of the journey.

On 5th April the bivouac started waking up at 5:30 and we were a hive of industry. We fetched water rations and boiled water for breakfast and drinks.

Breakfast, dinner and tea mainly comprised Extreme Adventure foods: freeze dried, high-energy and importantly, low-weight. By adding hot water, it made for a sumptuous meal! With no dishwasher, I licked my spoon clean; the taste of sand grew on me over the week, too! We stowed our kit in bags, filled the water bottles, applied the important sun lotion, and all the little rituals that would happen every morning for the next week.

The camp came alive, the tents were lifted literally from above our heads, and vehicles started up to make their way to the checkpoints. There was excited chatter everywhere. Slowly all the competitors made their way to the start line. Many nationalities were all coming together, many photos were taken, and even now we could feel the camaraderie building. What always amazes me, is that standing with 1,300 other competitors, that silent moment can still come upon you. I stood lost in my own thoughts, thinking of family back home; how Tony and Rosie had put themselves out to support me; and the reason I was standing here: The Albion Foundation.

This was part of the Tri Albion Challenge, consisting of a 170 mile bike-ride earlier in the year from Southampton to the Hawthorns; a walk by the blind footballers team around Sandwell, taking in every school; and the final bit, our little trek across the Sahara. The Foundation does some fantastic work with blind football, wheelchair football and other disability sports, and work with vulnerable and disadvantaged kids. Through sports and working together, they encourage self esteem and independence and show these kids that they have a life to grab onto. Being in that world myself, and knowing the difficulties they face, gives me fuel to really want to succeed. Could this blind old codger from West Brom show these kids what’s possible? My determined feeling took hold.

Then my thoughts were interrupted by a football fan! Due to having no phone signals, I didn’t get the results of Saturday’s games. To my surprise, I was approached by a QPR fan. Seeing my Albion badge, I guess he couldn’t help himself, and he let me know they beat us four one. The look and smile from me must have said it all!

We were then all encouraged to gather in a roped-off area. This was the 30th anniversary of the Marathon des Sables, so all competitors formed the number 30 and an aerial photograph was taken. Tony and Rosemary described a fantastic spectacle to me: a dozen riders, 6 on horseback and 6 on camels, rode across the desert towards us. They said it was an amazing sight. Loudspeakers burst into life, presentations were made, and birthdays were announced, followed by loud music. There were helicopters flying all around, and I’m guessing they were taking videos and photos. The atmosphere was electric, and then was the sound of the start! We were off and running.

Stage 1: 5th April, Jebel Irhs to Oued Tijekht, 37km

The start, and those first moments, will be etched in my mind forever. I can only imagine the sight of it, but I heard the noise from the speakers, the helicopter flying low overhead filming the moment, and shouts from everywhere; I think everyone was glad to get going.

My initial thoughts were: I’m not actually running on sand! I had imagined the Sahara desert to be soft sand, sending your feet flailing deep, left and right, crossing rolling sand dunes, but the ground underfoot initially was hard, rocky, full of camel grass, and ridged, as if water had formed ridges and funnels over thousands of years – different, but so fantastic. Our trek took us a few hours and 13.4km to Checkpoint 1. Reaching it was magic. I heard for the first time the two beeps caused by the responder on our ankles; at each checkpoint and finish line, we would cross a matting designed to plot our position. Over the week, this was a noise that was always going to represent sanctuary and the chance of a five minute rest. Tony pulled into the medical tent for his first of many ECG tests. He wasn’t happy, but it had to be done. We topped up our water bottles then off we went again, heading for Checkpoint 2, at 24.8km. It was ridiculously hot and with the terrain so bad underfoot, the order of the day was now walking. By Checkpoint 2 we had run and walked over hard, stony ground, with rocks as big as your fist up to the size of a barrel, dried river beds, camel grasses, and sand dunes inclining up and down. At 30km we encountered our first real technical assent: a mountain! I still hadn’t imagined mountains in the Sahara, but there they were!

Tony warned we were going up for as far as the eye could see. There was a long line of people looking like ants in the distance, going up the mountain pass, between the craggy rocks. Up we went, and at the pass we then became the ants in the distance for the long line of folks behind us. At this ridge, we could see the finish and the camp, 3km in the distance. It was a long, sandy, hot 3km, but the beeps came eventually: relief.

Rosemary did a foot inspection, checking on blisters. She swore profusely at me! Tony and Rosemary had both gathered a blister or two but although my feet were sore, I had no blisters at all. Ann Marie had done exceptionally well, coming in the top 10 ladies. Sadly, Leslie had fallen and damaged her knee quite badly. So, with all our war wounds, we settled in for the night. Over the next few hours and into the early morning, the wind picked up and the tent blew about, not quite collapsing completely, but a few tent poles rattled, the sides lifted, and I wasn’t sure if I was in the tent or out. All sorts of items blew everywhere, and with around a 40 mile an hour sandstorm, that sand was everywhere and into everything too! I have to admit I did some moaning, but the uncertainty of what was going on unnerved me. I pulled the zip up on my sleeping bag, and sleep came eventually.

Stage 2: 6th April, Oued Tijekht to Jebel El Oftal, 32km

The road book was read to me, and now I wasn’t looking forward to today’s stage at all: the mountain day! Rosemary and Tony had been totally surprised when they read about this stage, and thought it better not to say anything until the morning. To begin, we got in some quite good running, and then the first of three mountain ranges came upon us. This first one was not horrific, but we certainly worked hard up it. The paths leading up to the summit were only wide enough for one person, so I held on to the backpack of either Tony or Rosemary, feet colliding with rocks at every step. It was not an easy passage up, but those beeps at 12.6km and the first checkpoint, were very welcome.

Tony popped off for his ECG. He had missed the second one yesterday and on reaching the finish at camp last night, got told very politely he wasn’t to miss any more. As the week went on, he looked forward to the break that came with the checks, and so did we!

We left Checkpoint 1 and within minutes we were going up. I couldn’t believe what was being described. Rosemary told me it was one hell of a climb, and then we were confronted with a ridge. She estimated it to be around 2km in length and it looked very similar to a dragon’s back, which I interpreted as hard work. Our little team of three, amongst all the other ants, pulled, pushed and heaved up that mountain and onto the ridge. The ridge was simply a rocky road; I was told afterwards that it was sometimes as narrow as 2 foot, and other times 8 foot wide, with a sheer drop of over 1,500 feet. The rocks were ridiculous. At times I could stretch over; at times I was on all fours. I sat and slipped in between rocks, clambered up and over, it was just one very rocky assault course.

Tony and Rosie clung onto me for dear life: one slip, I guess, and it would be more than a headache you got! We crossed this ridge painstakingly slowly, and eventually we slid down off the rocks onto sand. What a relief! Those bleeps came again, and believe me, not soon enough.

At Checkpoint 2, after 24.6km, we had water and a scoop of food, a mix I’d brought from home: nuts, dried fruit and smarties. How nice this was, and it filled the gap on many occasions. We set off for the little matter of another mountain before the finish. I thought to myself, after the first two ranges, especially the second, it couldn’t get any worse! Oh, how wrong you can be! The sun was very hot and Tony and Rosemary were trying to see where the ant line was going: I heard a simultaneous “Oh no!” – up, yet again. It was a finger of sand approximately 600 foot up, and then the rock face went sheer!

We climbed that sand dune with feet going everywhere but up: three steps forward and two back. We joined the line of ant people, and the wind picked up a bit and Tony’s hat blew off into the distance – not good in this heat, but he was definitely, as he put it, not going back down to retrieve it. We took a diagonal line across the dune, bypassing loads of people, but no one seemed to mind, and I don’t think anyone was in a great hurry to climb! Then we hit the rocks and the climbing began. The rocks were once again ridiculous, all at varying heights. Some were three foot high, some lower, some jagged, and some smooth. We scrambled up on our knees, Tony at the front literally pulling me up at times, with Rosemary either pushing or guiding my feet to a safe spot on the rocks for me to push. We just kept on going up.

Then it went vertical, and at this point the organisers must have realised the seriousness of the climb, and had put in some support in the way of rope. I say rope; it seemed more like a washing line with knots in, but it did help some. Tony and Rosemary were not happy, as the rope meant their hands were off me, and they didn’t like the thought of losing me. I was told later that at times I was perched on a ledge about a foot wide with a sheer drop of around 1,500 foot. Better I knew it after the event. Tony stressed to me quite strongly, “Don’t, whatever you do, lose that bloody rope!” Rosemary encouraged me to lean right into the rock face. She sounded so calm, but afterwards told me she was terrified of letting go.

This stretch of the mountain range showed how the camaraderie amongst competitors had grown. When a chap we knew as Bernie, along with many others, was firmly on our tails, Rosemary suggested we let them pass as we might be a lot slower than them. But the answer that came back was superb: “We’ll stay behind. We can’t believe how you three are coping climbing this mountain. We’ll stay behind you just in case you need any help.” That summed up the nature of the other competitors!

This day reiterated how tough this event was; that rope and 150 foot of climbing, at this point in particular, demanded our complete attention. The rocks were simply relentless. Was it good to get to the top after all the grunting, grimacing and hard work! Tony put a smile on my face with, “You know Dave, a blind bloke shouldn’t be up here!” We had a five minute rest, a sip of water, gathered our thoughts and then plodded on. From all the pulling of me up, Tony was totally knackered. The ground levelled off and got smooth underfoot, so Rosemary took over for a while, and with my hand on her backpack we began to trot. We managed around 20 yards. As we were at the top, we would now be descending, but we suddenly stopped. After Rosemary explained what she saw, that smile left my face!

Her description was simple: it was as though someone had taken a quarry full of stone and chucked it off the cliff! There were boulders and rocks of all shapes and sizes. Had I been sighted it would’ve proved no problem, as there were rocks with a good surface so you could literally leap from one to the other, but being blind the trick was to miss the gaps. So we began the long, tedious journey of sitting and dropping into those crevices, clambering up and over, going down backwards, in, out, up and down. That 2km distance down turned into a nightmare. Off the back of this mountain, Sir Ranulph passed us. I’m told he was leaping from rock to rock like a gazelle. Sight, for a few minutes, would have saved us hours!

We did come across some dried river beds which gave us respite for a few moments, but then the hard slog came at us again. I asked the question many times of Rosie, “Can you see the bottom yet?” and the answer was always, “No.” Eventually after about an hour and half we hit the bottom, and sand! Was I glad to feel that sand!

The heat was up and the sand was soft but I didn’t care; we only had 3km left to go. The run in (or walk, as the case may be), took us over a rolling dune. Around half a kilometre from the finish we came upon Patrick, a French, partially-sighted chap with his 5 guides, so we all linked arms and finished as a French-British combination. Our legs were battered, but it was great to hear they could see the end; even better when I heard the bleeps!

We found Tent 124 and collapsed, Ann Marie was triumphant: she was still in the top 10 and slowly moving up, but to our surprise Leslie wasn’t back yet. Food was needed, along with a nice cup of coffee, but to my horror the packet with coffee, tea and sugar was not in my bag. Oh no! Disaster! Leslie came back much later and our thoughts of coffee vanished. She’d had to pull out – the injury from yesterday’s fall was too bad to continue.

I remembered a conversation from months ago with an ex armed forces chap who attempted the MDS last year. He had also been a casualty of the second day, through no fault of his own. He’d crossed the finish line that day, but the heat and exhaustion had brought on a hidden virus which caused him to collapse and he had to be flown out of the desert that instant. He spent the next week in a coma. To have Deb listen to this story was not the best thing. She did question my sanity afterwards! Admittedly that was a rare occurrence, but it showed the seriousness of this event. I can understand why the organisers took us through a strict medical check and even then things get past them. For Leslie in this instance, a simple fall caused enough damage to stop her, after all that training, and planning. We were all gutted along with her, and Tent 124 was quiet for a long time. The only consolation was that Tony could borrow her hat. The night drew in, we pulled up our sleeping bag zips, and the wind started to blow.

Stage 3: 7th April, Jebel El Oftal to Jebel Zireg, 36.7km

The dawn seemed to come so quickly. We’d had very little sleep as the wind in the night was unbelievable, and when we woke this morning, our tent was pretty well on its knees! We had the tent that always catches the wind. The others said, looking around the rest of the camp, that everyone else’s was still standing!

Spirits rallied for the start. There were birthday announcements, the previous day’s casualties told - sadly our tent had one this morning – then the music, the helicopters and we set off.

From the road book, today was primarily sand dune day – an easier day. After the lack of sleep, the battering our legs took yesterday, tired minds and tired bodies, no one could convince me any part of this adventure was easy. The sand dunes came upon us in the corrugated landscape, with the camel grasses. I had my first fall today: normally, camel grass parted as we passed through, but there was a large, firm root in the middle of the one my foot connected with, and I unceremoniously hit the floor. We trudged on with the sun beating down.

Checkpoint 1 at 14km, was heaven. After endless sand dunes and dried river beds, we crossed what appeared to be a dried lake, and Checkpoint 2 at 25.9km was certainly a very welcome bleep. At the end of the day we hit a progressive climb: a small, sandy mountain. Its descent took us into more sand dunes, and that last few kilometres of intense heat and heavy legs, seemed to drain the body and mind. Time stood still and if ever I wanted to hear two solid wonderful bleeps, it was now. The finish line couldn’t come quickly enough today.

We collected our water rations, found Tent 124 and collapsed… and then I shot up again like a rocket! Each day, when the camp is moved, it’s re-erected in identical layout, with no extra gaps between tents. Ours had a bush full of tiny thorns right in the middle, and I’d sat on it! Those thorns hurt, and as I was only wearing shorts they made me move pretty quickly – still, it gave everyone a laugh after the day we’d had. We also had some great news: Ann Marie had moved up to 2nd place in the women’s race; she was doing exceptionally well. With trainers off came the obligatory blister check. Tony and Rosemary’s feet were in a shocking state. On checking mine, Rosie gave a few choice words, as I hadn’t got one blister. My feet were sore, but otherwise unblemished. The night came in, and we were really looking forward to another night on the desert floor. We might even catch some sleep. We zipped up as the wind and sand started their nightly ritual.

Stage 4: 8th April, Jebel Zaire to Jdaid, 91.7km

After another night of high winds and sandstorms, the tent was lower than it should be, and we hadn’t slept much. We had 91.7 km today. This was the longest long day in the 30 years of the MDS, so the question I asked was, Why didn’t we do the 29th instead?

In fact, it would be a day and night job. The elite boys and girls were lucky enough to have a very late start this morning and it was fantastic to have them clapping, encouraging and supporting us as we left, into the sand dunes, accompanied by a 40km sandstorm.

Pulling into Checkpoint 1 after covering 12.2km through a sandstorm, was wonderful. We cracked on and passed what must have been the equivalent of a resort camp! It was a holiday retreat in the middle of nowhere, and very desolate; why anyone would want to stay there is beyond me, but it takes all sorts, I guess. Just before we came across Checkpoint 2 at 26km, the elite runners started to pass us. They were covering the ground quickly.

Tony and Rosemary had a discussion about a mountain in the distance. They couldn’t make up their minds whether the people-ants in the distance were going round or up and over. As we got closer, they both exclaimed “They’re actually going over!” We had a mountain in today’s 91.7km. I simply couldn’t believe we were going up another mountain – not today of all days!

So we went up, climbing and clambering over rocks. There were corridors of rock, at times the path only allowing single file. We had a plan for this: when I held onto the back of a pack we sang the song, “Left, right, left, right, you’re in the army now,” so as to keep our feet in sync and not trip each other up. It worked, and with grunting and effort, we eventually got to the top. Then I heard, “Who’s going to tell him?” I stood wondering, “Whatever is coming next?” They described the descent: it was rather a long way down, very steep – in fact, almost sheer. Tony put my hands on a rope, also resembling a washing line, and told me whatever I did, don’t lose it or walk backwards. There was around a two- to three-hundred foot drop of rock.

I was not the only one holding the rope, and it was moving all over the place. Then it ran out. Where my mind was now is anyone’s guess. No rope?! So what is coming next? I felt sand underfoot. Rosemary grabbed me and told me to turn around, relax, dig my heels in and slide. We dropped a very long way, literally skiing through sand. It felt like an eternity, but I’m told it was around 300 metres, and then we hit more rocks. It was quite frightening, but also exciting. Putting my life in the hands of someone else, and seeming literally to drop down that mountain – that is where the trust comes in.

I had a GoPro camera on my head, and turned around to film the route behind us. Tipping my head up, Rosemary tilted it even further. I was almost bent double backwards. It was then that I realized the full extent of the descent we’d just made! There was still more descent to come.

From the top we’d cleared rocks, then sand, and now rocks again. We covered over a kilometre, and boy, was I glad to get off that mountain. We took a rocky road to Checkpoint 3 at 37.8km and had a welcome rest.

Checkpoint 4 was at 50.2km, and this was the halfway mark. It had a great psychological effect: instead of counting the checkpoints up, we now started to count down to the finish – admittedly still a long way to go. Many competitors decided to camp here for a few hours and sleep, but we made this our meal stop. We found a tent and prepared tea. Here, I had a conversation with a French chap, a doctor. Last year he volunteered his services for the event, and having spent the week treating others, thought this year he would actually run the marathon to get the view from both sides. He was very quick to tell me that he would never come back as a competitor again; doctor and volunteer, yes, but this would be his first and only time taking part. This might be the view of a lot of people, come the finish!

Night-time fell, we left Checkpoint 4 with a terrific sandstorm blowing, and started up a sand dune. It went up and up, in fact, all the way to Checkpoint 5. It was very windy, with sand swirling all around. The sand dune was telling on our legs, and our glow sticks and head torches provided the only light. Checkpoint 5 came eventually at 63.3km. A nice surprise greeted us here: the organisers had set out deckchairs, and while having a welcome rest, it was great to sit down on an actual chair! Although the Sahara desert is a daunting place, it was amazing to sit there, have a drink, and enjoy the delights of a packet of KVE pork scratchings (to the envy of a lot of other competitors) at 1:20 in the morning!

It was at this point that Rosemary had a slight blip. She was very tired, so we had a 20 minute stay to give her a power nap. It wasn’t long, but she got up again, and we think she was sleepwalking for the next couple of checkpoints! She was very quiet, which is unusual for her too.

The sandstorm was still blowing so to keep our spirits up Tony gave me a quiz on the walk. “Name me 20 John Wayne films,” followed later by, “Name me 20 Clint Eastwood films.” This kept us marching along. We then became the Pied Piper. There were loads of people all around us, and whilst we seemed to be walking in a straight line, other competitors kept walking around us, and for a long time kept bumping into Tony, much to his annoyance. There were miles of desert around us, but everyone seemed to be in our footsteps. Then Tony jumped and shouted! He frightened the life out of me. A long strand of desert grass caught his foot and he thought a snake had got him. It certainly livened up the party.

The sand dune accompanied us into Checkpoint 6, at 74.8km. Here, we had a quick stop, filled the water bottles, and carried on. The next checkpoint was the last one before the end. The sand dune was still with us; it had slowly inclined all the way. Tony remarked if it went up any more we could touch the moon. Rosemary was still quiet. Eventually I heard that wonderful bleep that was Checkpoint 7, at 85.7km, at 6:30 in the morning.

People were sleeping all around us, but with only 6km left to do, we pushed on. Dawn would soon be upon us, so I asked Tony to catch the sun coming up on the GoPro. I never saw the sun rise, but I felt the heat. I’m told it was a magical sight. Our road map told us from here there was a good running surface, but it was not the case: there were boulders and rocks everywhere. We ploughed on, Rosemary now back to life. Tony gave us a spelling test (funny, considering he can’t spell), and strangely enough it got Rosie and me challenging with different words, to the amusement of Tony.

As I’d predicted, 8am came and went with us still on the go. Suddenly, Tony got a phone signal; we hadn’t had one for 2 days. With just over 3km to go, a text came through from Deb. They were tracking us back home and wanted to know what was taking us so long. Could we get a move on, as she was waiting to go out. This brought a great big smile on my face. Deb, from thousands of miles away, could still spur me on. After 90km, we began to run for that finish line! Rosemary exclaimed, “Dave, I can see the finish line – it’s about 1,200 metres away.” She told me 5 times it was only 1,200 metres away. What we didn’t realise was we were not only going forward, but slightly up and down too. With Deb telling us to hurry up, and Rosemary telling me for the last time it was only 1,200 metres, we tripped, stumbled and just kept running. That finish line was now within our grasp! Deb texted to say she was expecting a finish dance for the camera. After 24 hours and 55 minutes, we heard the most rewarding two bleeps on the finish line. I did the most ridiculous dance I could muster, with one hell of a smile.

We collected our water, stumbled to our tent, took our packs off, and lay on whatever was on the floor, simply resting and then trying to take in what we had just done! We took our trainers off to assess the damage: again, not a blister on my feet. Tony was in all sorts of pain, and Rosemary was in agony. She decided to see the foot doctor to get prepared for the next morning. A couple of hours later Rosemary returned, feeling slightly better, and explained the whole remarkable procedure.

There were some 190 other people needing attention. You showed your number, then sat with your feet up, cleaned them with disinfectant, and placed surgical over-shoes on them until your turn came. Then the nurse treated the blisters, cutting and slicing with great care. When the iodine was put on, screams could be heard. Your feet were then expertly taped and bandaged to enable you to continue. The detail of the blister on one of her heels made me wince. She said it was as big as an orange, and blood spurted as it was cut – very painful. I was so glad I wasn’t joining their blister gang! Rosemary told us there seemed to be over 70 medical personnel, with 20 dedicated to feet. It showed the incredible support that was offered to the competitors.

People came in periodically through the day. There was an exhausted feeling throughout the camp, but the mood was still high, everyone knowing that tomorrow was the last day and the finish, barring an accident. We rested all day, and sorted out our packs. I couldn’t believe how heavy my pack still was. I counted the meals I needed for the remainder, discarding whatever I could, but that pack was still heavy; Tony and Rosie couldn’t believe it. The last person came in just before the 36 hour deadline. I did feel sorry for them. It was an early start the following day, and their rest would be nominal. As a bit of a prize, the organisers gave us all a small can of coke, and we decided to save ours for tomorrow as a little pick me up. Once our sleeping bags were zipped up, the wind and sand began to blow.

Stage 5: 10th April, Jdaid to Kou Rci Dial Zaid, 42.2km

The wind in the night had been horrendous, and we were all up well before dawn. After hardly any sleep, I sat on my sleeping bag pulling on my kit, with Tony laughing. “You don’t know where you are do you?” Replying, I said, “Not exactly. Somewhere in the Sahara, sitting on my sleeping bag getting dressed in this tent.” “No, I mean you don’t know what’s happened!” I was still nonplussed, but Tony went on to say the tent had actually blown down in the night! Rosemary and Anne Marie were underneath it, using it as a blanket. Both Tony and I had literally been sleeping under the stars. I did wonder, at some point in the night, why the wind didn’t seem as noisy. The reason was, it had no tent to blow through. After that, I’d zipped up completely and must have slept. I did wonder why I was covered in more sand than usual.

The morning ritual started, only this morning with a bit more pain thrown in. Tony struggled to get his trainers on, and poor old Rosie whimpered at just the thought, then even more as she tried to put them on. She had to cut her trainers in the end, and her mice impressions of pain followed us all day. She was literally squeaking in pain with every step. I believe we all welcomed the start at 7am, for many different reasons; there were certainly some with war wounds on that start line.

With the presentations came the sad news that Bernie, the chap from the mountain day, had pulled out on the long day – there was an ever-increasing list of casualties.

Today was a mixture of all sorts of terrain: hard rutted sand, corrugated sand with small ridges, large ridges, hard ground with many stones and rocks. We hit our first checkpoint at 12.5km, and as we had run practically all of this distance, stopping was good. We all three shared a small can of coke, the noise of that can opening tormenting others! The ground was the same to Checkpoint 2 at 24.6km, so again we managed to run most of it, and again had an enviable can of coke. Just a couple of sips each hit the spot. From here we had similar ground, with the obligatory sand dunes thrown in too, and the temperature hotting up. The third and final checkpoint came at 33.7km. Other than the finish, it was the last checkpoint of the whole event. Superb: only one set of bleeps left! After leaving Checkpoint 3 we could smell the finish, and although the ground underfoot was now slightly worse, with about 5km to go, Tony did his normal attempt at winding me up!

As we began to climb a slight incline, with Rosemary in cahoots, he told me that he could see Patrick, the French partially-sighted chap, along with his guides ahead of us, so I upped the anti, the legs finding strength from somewhere. It was at the top of this incline that Tony exclaimed, “I was winding you up before, but Patrick is really in front now.” I didn’t need any more encouragement – my legs automatically quickened up, but Rosie was telling me not to go any faster. This time we passed Patrick and his crew, Tony filming as we ran, and Rosie hanging on to the running cord. I was shouting Boing Boing all the way in; we crossed the line as one, all bleeps together. We had completed the 30th Marathon des Sables. There were hugs, tears, smiles, and the daft little dance again – who cared. The medal was draped around my neck. We had done it. Our great little team had pulled together. This moment would live with me forever.

The camp sounded jubilant, with claps and congratulations ringing out all around. Tent 124 was a happy place, painful but happy. Anne Marie had secured second place, and was first British lady – what an achievement. Then, whilst sitting and reminiscing, I put my hand in my pack and there in a lining I pulled out the bag with coffee, tea and sugar in. How good did that coffee taste! Later in the evening were the official presentations, and music from a live band. This would be our last night spent in a tent in the Sahara.

Waking up the next morning, the tent was upright. I ate my last breakfast from a packet. There would be no more sand-caked spoon, no more Sahara floor, and no more sandstorms, just today’s charity walk or run.

Charity day: 11th April, From Kou Rci Dial to the coaches! 11.5km

We were given shirts supporting UNICEF and a new number, and at 9am, off we went. It was very casual – even the elites strolled along. Our route went through, round and over the Merzouga sand dunes, the highest in Morocco. On the top we enjoyed a coke, and I filled a small bag with sand to take back for the kids. Then we came to the coaches, bound for Ouarzazate.

As each coach filled, off it went. It was wonderful to sit down on a soft seat, slipping off those trainers. Imagine a coach full of runners, after almost 8 days in the desert, in the same clothes, having had no washing facilities to speak of. That poor driver! He had 6 hours of us and our desert odour! But he survived, and in Ouarzazate, the British were put up in the Berber Palace hotel. Within half an hour I was standing in a shower. What a feeling! It took three showers to feel anything like clean. Then we had a meal; then bed!

Having been travelling most of Saturday I’d got no sports results yet, but in the hotel lobby another football fan approached me. “Morning Dave! I’m a fox’s fan. Just thought I’d let you know we beat you yesterday three two.” So our badge is recognisable all over the world. And talking of West Bromwich Albion, on our return on 13th April, we celebrated with a great reception back at the Hawthorns.

11 July, 2015

Hot off the Press!

The Cover of Issue 87:

Association News, Issue 87

The Association Committee has purchased a new website address: “LEJOG.org” from Iain Boyd, who used the site for fundraising during his own ride in 2008. We hope that the shorter name will make it easier to advertise ourselves, and will encourage others to display and link to our website when fundraising for their own trips. We have just completed the process of registering this new address, and will be adding the Association details there as soon as the transfer is complete. The original website remains in use and will do so for the time being. Many thanks to Brian Dawson, Jeff Chambers and others who enabled this purchase; we hope it will become a helpful acquisition to the Association in the future. 

Vice-President Peter Hume-Spry has suggested that we consider setting up a QR code for the Association, and we will be looking into creating one. If anyone has design experience with artistic QR codes, please do let me know as it would be fun to customize one to include an impression of our logo, an outline of Britain. 

The Late Summer Social weekend, organized by Jack Adams, will be at the Mercure Abbots Well Hotel in Chester, the weekend of 24th -26th September. You will see that payments need to be received by Jack by 27th July, so please do not delay if you would like to attend this enjoyable weekend. To all those making the trip, please do email me your photographs.

I am looking forward to hearing about all the new end-to-end trips happening this summer. If you read about, or hear of any, please consider asking the travellers to join the Association and give us an account of their trip. Alternatively, you could send me an email with any information you have: <quo.vadis.editor@gmail.com>.

Enjoy reading the Summer Edition of Quo Vadis?

10 July, 2015

Welcome to New Members

Andrzej R Wdowczyk of Birmingham found our website when searching for information about the Highlands. He writes, "For 3 years I've been the owner of my beloved Boxster. I use it for commuting, although it deserves better treatment. To celebrate the 15th birthday of my car, I decided to extend my trip to my family in Forres to John o' Groats, and then go to Land's End. I had a fantastic journey and it was a great challenge for my car." Andrzej left John o' Groats at 4pm on 20 May 2015 and arrived at Land's End at 6pm on 25th May, driving a total of 963 miles. His total round trip from Birmingham, over 8 days, was 1,968 miles.

Martin Johnson, of Pulborough, West Sussex , made his end-to-end on motorcycle as part of a longer journey. His blog is and I hope to publish an article and pictures of his trip in a future issue: “In addition to the Land’s End to John o’ Groats part of my adventure, I was also able to incorporate Scotland’s newly-launched North Coast 500 Route with its awesome views and scenery, as well as completing the Royal British Legion Scotland Riders Branch “Saltire Challenge,” which requires the rider to visit the four corners and the centre of Scotland without going over the same road twice to reach the destinations, and to raise a minimum of £100 for any chosen charity (mine is Voices for Veterans). In doing this little adventure, over 8 days I covered 2,486 miles without experiencing a single problem with my motorbike, a Kawasaki 1700 Voyager Cruiser. In addition, there was never a moment when I suffered any aches, pains or numbness from being on the bike in the saddle for long periods each day. This is testament to the fact that if you have the right bike and the right clothing and equipment, you do not have to be caged up in a metal box to enjoy long journeys on the open roads.”

09 July, 2015

Welcome to New Associate Members

Luke Gallacher of Great Barr, Birmingham.

Joe Philpot of Crewe and Chris Lanceley of Northwich plan to drive from Land's End to John o' Groats in June 2015 in a 1986 Citroen 2CV.

08 July, 2015

News and Appeals

Member Adam Dawson has updated the website of his 2014 LEJOG hike so it now contains all the details of his trip, which raised funds for the World Scout Jamboree. If anyone is planning a walking route, you will find it useful.

Member Blind Dave Heeley has returned from running the Marathon des Sables, and I'm looking forward to hearing about that extreme experience. Through the event, he has raised an impressive £29,819.41 for the Albion Foundation (Helping Disability Sports). In the meantime, he writes: “I have had a little proposition thrown at me! And so, am quietly working on a project, for which I need some help. Through the network of people within the Association, do you know of anyone who would own such a thing both north and south, as a rickshaw?” Please contact us if you can help.

Rosemary, Dave and Tony in the Marathon des Sables

Chris Nicoll, the Course Director of Reaper Events, is organizing an Obstacle Running End-to-End run in September. He is planning on the course covering about 50 miles per day, and contacted our Route Advisor Chris Hatton for advice. The event aims to complete 1000 miles, over 1000 obstacles, arriving at Land’s End 20 days later. It will bring together the whole Obstacle Course Racing (OCR) community across the UK by visiting OCR centres along the route. Participants can do a few miles, or a few hundred miles, and at the same time raise funds for the veteran's charity Help for Heroes. If you'd like more information, visit or if you're on Facebook, look up the outdoor OCR training centre called The Obstacle Gym in Lutterworth, Leicester to see some pictures of amazingly-muddy people having what looks like a lot of fun!

06 July, 2015

Fame in a Name

A Puzzle by Eddie Sedgemore

This is based loosely on word-pairing competitions that have been in past issues of Quo Vadis?, the difference being that two clues will give an Association member's surname. All answers are members mentioned in the Spring 2015 issue of Quo Vadis? I was going to have an odd name out but I don't think that would be fair to that Association member!

Winners will be announced in the next issue. Enjoy! 

a/ "A Question Of Sport" team captain 
b/ An elderly monarch 
c/ He played the part of an archaeologist in a series of films 
d/ An original member of the Rolling Stones 
e/ Judges room for hearing private cases 
f/ Sometimes controversial pop singer of the early '80s 
g/ Retired motor racing commentator 
h/ A bird, native of Australia 
i/ Third in line to succession of the British throne 
j/ Much-liked TV comedian, now deceased 
k/ "Dads Army" character 
l/ Heavy headgear 
m/ Throat fruit 
n/ A neighbourhood in Manhattan; take off the last letter 
o/ Snooker table and cue manufacturer 
p/ Canadian rock singer 
q/ Another "Dads Army" character 
r/ A brewing company 
s/ Jazz singer and pianist 
t/ A member of the Beatles 
u/ Jewellery quarter of London 
 v/ British motor car no longer in production 
w/ An American book of words 
x/ A tea manufacturer

05 July, 2015

Dover to Cape Wrath, Part 2

The Spring Issue included the beginning of Bill Atkinson’s cycling trip of “the other diagonal,” and here follows the end of the journey…

by Bill Atkinson

Day 11: Chesterfield to Leeds, 68 miles

The night before I left home for this section I realised that I’d miscalculated the mileage on this day. If I faithfully followed the Trans Pennine trail route I would have to do about 80 miles’ cycling: too much for me. I left home at 5:45 so that I could start cycling at about 9 o’clock. The first 10-12 miles were fantastic: off road and on a good surface, so no messing about.

However, as I reached the outskirts of Sheffield the instructions took me into more housing estates. No way! Sheffield is big, hilly and busy. I gave up on the instructions and it was 2 hours later, after many stops to ask for help, that I celebrated with coffee and a very large bacon bap in a café to the north of Sheffield. I knew where I was, and my planned route worked perfectly as I quickly bypassed Barnsley and rejoined the Trans Pennine Trail route towards Wakefield. I was very pleased with my progress.

But what happened in the little village of Heath? Where did the direction signs go? The only route I could see on my map would mean doing an extra 4 miles or so. After a minute or two a passing cyclist recommended that I took a nearby bridle path through some trees. This would get me to the Stanley Ferry Marina, he said. He was right, it did, and a young lad on a mountain bike probably would have enjoyed the next two miles; an old guy on a heavily-laden road bike certainly didn’t! It was a narrow, muddy path over tree roots and up and down slopes. I was so relieved to reach the Marina.

I could have done with stopping for a drink, but I felt I had to get on. After a few more miles, the Trans Pennine Trail went on a long off-road meander, so I joined the A462 heading for the Aire and Calder Canal to get me into Leeds. The Canal path was great apart from one bridge. Usually canals paths go under bridges, but this one didn’t. I had to strip everything off my bike to carry it over. It was too hard, too late in the day.

Initially I missed my Ibis hotel when I arrived in Leeds but soon found it and was very surprised when I was allowed to take my bike up to the room. It was about 6:30pm. It had been a very hard day but also very interesting.

Day 12: Leeds to Kirby Lonsdale, 62 miles

This was forecast to be a very wet day and in fact it was battering down with rain when I left Leeds. I was heading for Kirby Lonsdale about 60 miles away and I was hoping that I could make reasonable progress along the Leeds and Liverpool Canal to Cargreave about 30 miles away. The rain eased off at about 10:30am but by this time I was soaked through.

At Bingley Locks (the steepest set of locks in the country) I had a well-earned coffee, and chatted to a lady manning (or should that be womanning?) a Canal Society stand. She told me that though the path had been very good so far, this would not continue. She also told me, as though this would please me, that about £5 million was to be spent upgrading much of the surface, but this would not be done until the next year. It has probably been done by now. As I struggled through mud and over stones and boulders, this good news was rather lost on me. I even had to get off and walk at times as I was so afraid of falling into the canal.

Fortuitously, when I was near Silsden the main A road approached the canal and there was a very nice footpath alongside it. Sorry you purists, I didn’t hesitate, and from then on I made very rapid progress, bypassing Skipton to join the A65, on which I cycled for the rest of the day. The coffee and cake in Cargreave were very welcome; the A65 was not too busy, and I felt reasonably safe. I got very tired as I approached Kirby Lonsdale which I reached at about 5 o’clock. After a little searching I found a reasonably-priced B&B above a restaurant and settled down for the night.

Reasonably-priced B&Bs are getting fewer and fewer; this one was just as it would have been in the 1970s. And there were biscuits in the room.

Day 13: Kirby Lonsdale to Carlisle, 58 miles

The forecast was awful: there was to be very, very heavy rain all afternoon. After breakfast I took a quiet B road to Kendall, with lots of hills but beautiful scenery. I bought another waterproof there and then set off to climb the dreaded Shap. It meant a lot of walking, pushing the bike but I got there and enjoyed the doughnut I had bought to treat myself at the top.

When I looked back I could see the rain clouds massing behind me so I hurried on to get to the café in Shap before the rain started. Though cloudy, it actually felt unpleasantly warm and I wished I had lighter clothes with me. I sailed downhill into Penrith. From the top of Shap into Penrith was my type of cycling: downhill, with the wind behind me.

I tired as I reached Carlisle but I made it before the rain. I got the same room in the same B&B I’d stayed in twice before, and enjoyed the evening’s rest. I decided I would reach Abington the next day and as a treat, booked myself into the hotel there. Three years earlier when walking from John o’ Groats to Land’s End I stopped there for afternoon tea. It had been a very, very hot day and I must have looked on my last legs. Two ladies fussed over me giving me cake and arranging a fan to blow cold air over me to cool me down.

Day 14: Carlisle to Abington, 59 miles

It had absolutely poured down all night and was still raining in the morning. I enjoyed my breakfast talking to two other guys, one a walker and the other a cyclist, so we ‘bored’ each other with stories of our ‘adventures’. I had to put all my wet gear on, and by the time I reached Gretna Green I was passing out with the warmth and the humidity. Gretna Green has been ‘upgraded’ since I was last there. It was packed with tourists from all over the world but what an awful place. Are all tourist hot-spots like this? After coffee I was glad to be on my way. Even though it was still raining slightly, I had to take my waterproofs off.

Progress was very slow (3 hours to do 20 miles). I passed through Ecclefechan and then on to Lockerbie. It has always rained when I have been in Lockerbie in the past but this time it was dry. I always think of the disaster here when I pass through. After another break for rain in a transport café I began to climb up the Clyde Valley. Everything here is packed into a fairly narrow valley; the river (the not-so-mighty Clyde), a motorway, a main railway line, huge pylons, a very quiet B road and still lots of trees.

By the time I reached Beatock, a really attractive little village, I was all in. I had had enough. There are no cafés so I ate a bit of chocolate and tried to summon the will power and strength to do the next 20 miles. The first 12 miles or so are uphill and for the only time on this section of my journey the wind was against me. The next 10 miles took me 80 minutes; I do not think Bradley Wiggens would have been proud of me! It was fascinating seeing all the wind turbines. I hadn’t realised there would be so many of them.

I’d hoped it would be easier once I reached the summit, but the wind was blowing strongly and I pedalled hard to get downhill. Dragging myself past Crawford, it started to rain, and I reached the hotel just before 6pm. I could hardly get my bags up the stairs. At £65, there should have been biscuits.

Day 15: Abington to Dumbarton, 59 miles

Early in the morning I felt very tired but once I was on the bike I felt great, full off energy and enthusiasm. How did that happen? What’s more, the sun was shining, the sky blue, and the wind behind me. I had only 40 miles to the centre of Glasgow. It was a Saturday, and before I started I worried about finding accommodation, so I already booked into a cheap place in Glasgow.

I was on a cycle path to the side of the B road and for much of the time this is well away from the motorway. The area around here is rather stark, a little desolate but beautiful in its own way, and the miles passed very easily. I had a brief stop for coffee in Lesmahagow and from then on it was mostly downhill to Glasgow. A couple of times I passed, and was passed by, a motorhome bearing the sign, “Supporting Charity Runner”. When I asked what was happening I heard it was supporting a runner from Land’s End to John o’ Groats in 20 days. That is two marathons or 52 miles a day. I wasn’t surprised to hear that his knee was paining. Good luck to him, though!

The roads soon got very busy as I passed through Larkhall, Hamilton and Blantyre. After stopping for lunch – a huge apple turnover – in Combuslang, I found a small detour enabling me to join the River Clyde cycle path, straight into the centre of Glasgow. Almost immediately I saw the blue NCN (National Cycle Network) signs to Dumbarton and Loch Lomond.

It was only about 2:30pm and I felt really energetic so I made the decision to carry on to Dumbarton and try and find accommodation when I got there. The path was fairly straightforward and took me along the Clyde, along a canal under the Erskine Bridge and into Bowling, where the canal joins the Clyde. I reached Dumbarton at around 5 o’clock to find it was full. No room in any inn. I had to resign myself to getting the train 18 miles back to Glasgow, find my room and then go back the next morning. This would seem to be a real nuisance but quite perversely I enjoyed it. The train journey was interesting and I enjoyed being in Glasgow.

Day 16: Dumbarton to Inverary, 50 miles

It rained heavily all night, but the morning was reasonably sunny. I got the train from Partick station back to Dumbarton and was on my way by 10:00.

I knew I had 23 miles on a cycle path right through to Tarbet, halfway up Loch Lomond. The cycle trail to Balloch, on the banks of Loch Lomond was fine. I had never heard of Balloch but it seemed to be something of a tourist hot spot. It even had a Shopping Park. Wow.

After Luss the cycle path is along an old road right on the edge of Loch Lomond, with beautiful views of the trees in their autumn colours. At Tarbet I turned westwards on the A83 towards Oban. I cannot remember why I went into a Tourist Information Centre here, but it was ironic that the lady there asked me all about cycling; she certainly got more information than I did. It started to rain as I cycled around the top of Loch Long, only a shower, and then drizzle as I climbed uphill to Rest and Be Thankful, with only one short walk. Luckily for me the road had only just been reopened after a landslide. Despite the damp I was far too hot to put on waterproofs. As I reached the top, the clouds cleared and I was treated to lovely views back down into the valley. I was very glad to ‘rest’ and I was ‘thankful’ that there was a tea van.

Rest and Be Thankful

I whizzed down the hill towards Loch Fyne and was soon heading around it to Inverary. The castle was beautiful but the area seemed rather run down. I could have stayed at the Youth Hostel, but felt like a bit of luxury and I booked myself into the hotel. £55 was reasonable and there were biscuits.


Day 17: Inverary to Oban, 40 miles

I was finishing the day in Oban and this was to be the end of this section of my journey. I know this is now getting a bit (very) boring but yet again the forecast was for heavy rain all day, and as I left on the A819, up a steep hill, it did start to rain. However, it only lasted a few minutes and I was so glad to strip off my waterproofs. The warmth and humidity were very difficult to cope with (Today was 7th October).

Though it was gloomy, the scenery was lovely. The road passed through a tree-lined valley surrounded by hills and mountains. When I reached the south-east bank of Loch Awe I joined the A85 where according to a roadside notice I had just passed the largest tree in Great Britain at Cruachan. After a coffee from the Post Office in Awe, sitting in the rain on a wet bench, I carried on alongside Loch Awe. Probably it is very attractive, but not today.

I went over the Pass of Brander which, as passes go, was very easy. I had decided to leave the A road at Taynault and take a single track road across country to Oban; the recommended road for cyclists. I stopped at Taynault for tea and a “wee shortbread” and relaxed, with just 12 miles to go.

I rang my wife who was away walking with friends, and one of her friends who had lived in Oban said it was all downhill into Oban. This relaxation was absolutely no good for me as I then found every slight hill a real effort. Despite my tiredness I thought this 12 miles was wonderful: very little traffic, very few houses, just me and the countryside. After one final climb I descended into Oban. I found a B&B and booked my train home the next day. I found it strange standing on the pier watching the ferries and thinking that it would be quite a few months before I returned to continue. It was actually to be 8 months later.

The Western Isles

A sight I saw occasionally: June pushing her bike up a hill

For the 6 days cycling on the Western Isles, I was joined by my wife, June. She uses a bike to get around but has done very few longer days of cycling and we did not want to do long, tiring distances each day; we wanted to ‘stop and stare’ and enjoy the experience. I planned quite short days, all less than 30 miles, but in the event we often did more by exploring around.

We took two days to get from home to Castlebay in Barra. There were at least 30 other cyclists getting the ferry across to the Isles. After our evening meal in Castlebay, we went for a short walk along the sea front. It was about 10:30pm but seemed more like late afternoon. In the middle of June it never really gets dark this far north.

Day 18: Castlebay (Barra) to Lochboisdale (South Uist), 38 miles

After leaving our pleasant and friendly B&B we initially cycled even further south to briefly visit Vatersay, and we then headed around what is apparently the more beautiful west coast of Barra. We visited the tiny airstrip on the beach in the north of the island, and a plane came in from Glasgow while we were there – all very sweet.

Unfortunately, it then started to rain so the rest of our day was not quite what we had hoped for. We got to the ferry terminal and went across to Eriskay. There were no views, just greyness and wetness. As we went up through Eriskay and across the causeway onto South Uist, it got wetter and wetter, and the little detour we had to make to get to our hotel in Lochboisdale seemed a bad mistake. On the way to the hotel I popped into the local Co-op to buy a paper. “Aye they will be in any time,” I was told. It was nearly 6 o’clock in the evening.

After drying, showering and enjoying our meal, things didn’t seem quite so bad, but it was still pouring down with rain in the morning. What made this a little ironic for us was that the rest of the country, including most of Scotland, was enjoying a heatwave.

Day 19: Lochboisdale (South Uist) to Lionaclait (Benbecula), 27 miles

We hung around in the morning hoping the rain would ease, but no luck, so we set off to reach a little museum-cum-shop some 10 miles away and, after visiting Flora MacDonald’s house, we managed to kill about 2 hours here. At this point I thought South Uist was the worst dump I had ever visited: wet, drab and flat. We had to get going eventually, and a miracle occurred: the rain stopped, the sun came out and leaving the main road took us into a place of sheer magic. The machir was covered in flowers, the lakes/lochs were covered in lilies and there were so many birds. And then we reached the whitest beaches and the bluest sea I have ever seen. We stopped and dawdled and then dawdled some more. I was so glad we had plenty of time, and I completely revised my opinion of South Uist.

We crossed another causeway to get onto Benbecula, and again, it was very flat, but the vegetation here seemed more ordinary. When we found our accommodation in Lionaclait the lady remarked that it was a pity about the mist. They’d had no rain here, just 15 miles from 24 hours of continuous rain.

Day 20: Lionaclait (Benbecula) to Lochmaddy (North Uist), 27 miles

We cycled round the west coast of Benbecula, while it was cloudy but not raining. The machir and the beaches were stunning. Coffee was in the village of Balivanich which has a bigger airport than Barra, and then we continued across the North of Benbecula, which is incredibly flat, and a maze of inland lochs. At Carnish we visited the ruin of a ‘temple’ which had been a very important centre of learning even before the Middle Ages, and then finally left Benbecula on another causeway to reach North Uist.

This time we took the east coast road to our accommodation in Lochmaddy; apart from the causeways, this was the first two-lane road we had encountered. We stopped en route to visit a stone burial chamber, the Barpa Lungass cairn. We were on a new road but I noticed the old road was still intact and as it runs alongside the new road; it made a perfect cycle path. After briefly chatting to a couple peat cutting, (we found that it costs £10.00 a year to hire a ‘bank’), we reached Lochmaddy. Our B&B overlooked the bay and it was a beautiful, still, warm evening.

Day 21: Lochmaddy (North Uist) to Tarbert (Harris), 33 miles

Today we had to cycle up North Uist, cross a causeway to the next island, Bernaray, and then get the ferry to Leverburgh on Harris. The morning was rather gloomy and misty and this rather spoilt the views on the ferry crossing, but what caused even more consternation amongst the passengers was that there was no milk in the coffee machine.

I had wondered if Leverburgh would be similar to Lord Leverhulme’s village of Port Sunlight on the Wirral; it wasn’t. It was Sunday and we’d been told that Harris closes down on a Sunday. In fact, even the quayside Butty Bar was closed. At this point we had to decide whether to take the flatter and lovely west coast route or the hillier and more dramatic route on the east coast, the Golden Road. No contest: we took the flatter route.

By the time we reached the village of Northton (or An Taobh Tuath, if you prefer) the sun had reappeared and a sign reading “Café, Open on Sundays, 1 mile” made things even better. It was a delightful community café on the banks of the loch. We then cycled around the West coast of Harris. This remains one of the most memorable and enjoyable cycles of my life. Even a slow puncture which made progress a little wobbly, didn’t spoil it.

View after view! On a gloriously calm, sunny day like this, I could not understand how the castaways on the nearby island of Taransay could ever have found life difficult. All too soon, we had to turn away from the coast and climb over to the east coast before reaching our hotel in Tarbert. When I got there I tried to blow up the tyre and my pump immediately broke; it was good I hadn’t tried to use it earlier.

There were other cyclists at the hotel and I asked if could I borrow a pump. Harry and Jim didn’t just lend me a pump, they came and changed my inner tube and fixed the puncture – so good of them. Later, I thought that maybe they did this because I seemed useless! Whatever the reason, they were great guys and I was very grateful.

Day 22: Tarbert (Harris) to Loch Erisort (Lewis), 23 miles

It was 2 days before I was able to buy a new pump in Stornaway and I felt very vulnerable during this time. This was to be a short day and we didn’t leave until after half ten; I knew there were a couple of biggish hills between Tarbert and Stornaway but we were in no hurry. We set off up the A859, and after coffee in a new gallery overlooking the mist, we started to climb the first of the hills.

It was rather long, but as we descended we came out of the mist into scenery that was very similar to North Wales. Shortly after a long sweep downwards we left Harris and crossed the ‘border’ into Lewis. It was rather bleak, there were very few houses and definitely no cafés.

We visited a cairn/statue erected in honour of the men who fought against the evictions. It must have been a terrible time; no wonder they hated the mainly-English landowners. From the A859 it was a long 1½ mile detour to the Loch Erisort Inn. It was only just after 3 o’clock when we arrived and were able to have a very relaxed evening. We only had 16 miles to get to Stornaway the next day, and June was feeling fine, so we decided that we really ought to visit the ancient Stones at Callinish. This would mean we’d be doing 40 miles.

Day 23: Loch Erisort (Lewis) to Stornaway (Lewis), 40 miles

We chatted to three other cyclists over breakfast; all were loving the cycling on the Western Isles. After a fairly uneventful 20 odd miles to Callinish, we arrived in glorious sunshine, and after the obligatory scone and coffee, we very much enjoyed our visit. While not as tall as the stones at Stonehenge, or indeed those on the Orkneys, they are so evocative. What was it like then?

The Stones at Callinish

We met a couple here whom we’d encountered 3 or 4 times in various places. Like us, they were loving the Islands but I am sure doing it on a bike is an infinitely better experience than by car. We also visited Callinish 2 and 3, and it was after 3:00pm when we set off again. After about 8 miles we turned off onto a quiet, single-track road across the moors. The next 10 miles or so were cycling heaven, particularly the last 3 miles: slightly downhill, the wind behind us, the sun shining, no cars and lovely views. Arriving into rush hour in Stornaway was a real shock to our systems.

Day 24: Stornaway to Ullapool by ferry, 12 miles

We were not to get the ferry back to Ullapool on the mainland until the afternoon and we explored Stornaway and the Castle area across the bay in the morning. There was a cruise ship moored in the bay but I don’t think the small groups of tourists wandering about looking rather lost were getting a real feel for the Outer Hebrides. Once we arrived in Ullapool after the ferry journey, we easily found our hotel, only to be told that we were not booked in! Apparently the online company that we booked with had booked us into an Argylle Hotel on the Island of Bute a few hundred miles away. A bit too far for us to get to! Apparently it wasn’t the first time they had managed to do this. We were lucky: there was another room, and we were fine, but for a few moments it was a little worrying.

Day 25: Ullapool to Kylesku, 35 miles

I would now be cycling on my own for the next two days. It is 70, very demanding miles from Ullapool to Durness, and I decided that 70 miles of continuous hills was too much for one day so I split it into 2 days. I luckily found accommodation exactly half way in Kylesku. June had only really wanted to do the Western Isles, so we arranged for her to catch the Inverness/Durness bus on both of the days; this worked perfectly.

The weather on both days had everything: wind in all directions, sunshine, cloud and rain, and sometimes all conditions within half an hour. But what wonderful country it was! There were lots of hills, and I was very glad when I reached the café at Elphin. I had noticed the strange building at Knockin Crag but it was high up the hill and it was pouring with rain when I went past. It was only later that I found I really should have paid it a visit as it describes the geology I was passing through. The whole area is a designated Geopark. Nevertheless, I found it interesting reading the notices dotted about explaining the features to be seen in the rock formations.

At one point I was passed by a minibus with ‘Land’s End – John o’ Groats Expedition’ written on the side. I was intrigued as to what it was doing in this area, and fortunately the driver stopped to ask me what I was doing so we were able to trade explanations. The cyclists he was supporting had come up from Land’s End and crossed over to Mull and then island-hopped. After Durness, they would cycle along the North Coast to John o’ Groats. He seemed amazed that I should choose to be unsupported but I have never felt the need. It did explain why I had earlier been passed by several cyclists with no panniers.

Though I thought I was making very slow progress up the hills and into the wind, I reached Kylesku at about 3 o’clock and I felt fine; I could have done more. After a meal in the nearby hotel we watched an abject England get beaten by Uruguay.

Day 26: Kylesku to Durness, 35 miles

When I finished the day before I had thought I should have carried on to Scourie, just 9 miles away. An exhausting 1 hour, 50 minutes into the next day’s journey when I crawled into Scourie, I felt delighted I had stopped at Kylesku. There had been 6 long, steep hills in wind and rain. After that it was great: the wind dropped and it was much sunnier. I passed Foinaven (the mountain, not the Grand National winner), but couldn’t see it in the mist. I passed and saw Ben More Assynt.

The final hill was very long but not steep and the wind blew me up, and the 5 miles down on the other side were incredible – another bit of cycling heaven. What scenery! I had almost finished the downhill stretch when the skies darkened, the temperature dropped quite dramatically and it began to rain slightly. However, the bad weather stayed over the hills, and a mile further on it was sunny, warm and calm. If I had gone over that pass just half an hour later it would have been a nightmare rather than the delight it was. It was now about 3.30pm.

June had cycled to meet me on the banks of the loch, and we cycled together to investigate the ferry across to the headland for Cape Wrath. We met the boatman who runs the boat, and it seemed a bit vague: he started at 9:30am and he would take me and my bike across, but it depended on how many passengers he had. June would cross with me, get the minibus to Cape Wrath and wait for me. We were staying in the Hostel in Durness for 3 nights so we did a bit of shopping and had a relaxed evening.

Day 27: Durness to Cape Wrath, 11 miles

We managed to get on the first boat, and I was on my way at 9:35am. Immediately I had to go up a steep hill on a very poor road. There is only the one road, single track, and in very bad repair. There are just a few traces of tarmac and a lot of gravel. With mist, the wind against me, rain and the threat of much more rain, it being very cold, and all uphill, what else would I have to cope with? A touch of diarrhoea – that was nice! There were mile posts but it seemed an awfully long way between each one.

The ferry to Cape Wrath

After a sudden 10 minute squall when I was lucky to be able to shelter behind a low wall, it got easier, and there were even some fairly flat stretches. Believe it or not, it took me 2 hours and 45 minutes to do those 11 miles. Is that the slowest cycling ever? Mind you, it takes the minibus nearly an hour. I had a well-earned coffee and rest at the Ozone café before having a walk around. What a wonderful place! It felt great to have made it, and I was so glad to take the minibus back. We thoroughly enjoyed our two days in and around Durness. Smoo Cave was well worth the visit, and we had a couple of great walks. We loved the area.

Cape Wrath Lighthouse

To get home we took the Durness/Inverness bike bus to Inverness, and after overnighting in Inverness we took four trains back to Hoylake. The total mileage of the trip was 1,106 miles, but I did quite a few extra miles, and just getting from Dover to Cape Wrath was 1,007 miles, virtually the same as my two trips from Land’s End to John o’ Groats. All in all, it was a fantastic experience. I would have preferred to do the whole journey in one go, but for one reason and another it wasn’t really possible. Maybe next time?!